All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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