I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize
