From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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