On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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