No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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