i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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