Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
