shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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