New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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