It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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