i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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