Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Everyone says I win the strip club
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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