The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
i think im in europe. pls send help
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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