I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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