I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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