her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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