I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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