I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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