So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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