Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
