did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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