brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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