check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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