maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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