They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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