Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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