I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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