There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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