My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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