But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize
