remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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