Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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