he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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