Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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