did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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