Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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