Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
