My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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