i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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