Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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