yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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