i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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