That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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