fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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