why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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