just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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