Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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