every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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