Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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