i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
